UF#4 / Jimmy Fallon?!?!

Sorry I'm late. This weekend has been busy I guess...or lazy? I dunno. Anyway, if you stayed up all night refreshing this page to see if there was a new episode of Undead Friends, hey, more power to ya! But I'm probably not that famous...yet.

Also, I'm not sure if you've watched Jimmy Fallon recently, but he has this new game show thing called Ready, Set, Flow. Basically, it's a freestyle rap contest. As many of you may know, freestyle rapping is one of of my 347 hobbies (definitely in the top ten). So I made this audition video for Jimmy himself to see if I can get on his game show thing.

The problem is I don't know Jimmy, so if any of you know him, please send this to him. Thanks.

UF episode 3

Good news everyone. Hans free'd me, and since you good little kittens humored me with some more subscribers, I made another episode of Undead Friends! Whoopee!

And because you waited TWO WHOLE WEEKS for this new episode, I made it longer than THE LAST TWO EPISODES COMBINED!!!! That's a good thing right? You like this show enough to watch all four minutes and thirty seconds, right? It's practically like 2 episodes in one right? You like it when I say right, right?

So if you couldn't hear what my room mate, Stephen, was saying the second time I told him to keep drumming. He was just getting bored and said he was running out of ideas for drumming stuff or something.

So in the meantime, if you want me to be rich, but don't want to give me money, there is a fairly simple solution: Subscribe, and convince your friends, and threaten your enemies to subscribe. 44 subscribers so far, which is cool I guess, but I have more fb friends than that. I'm not saying that I want all my fb friends to subscribe, I just want all YOUR fb friends to subscribe! And most of the time I have less views than fb friends. Oh will you listen to me complain? I feel like a slimy used car salesman.

How does this blog device work, again?

Hello. Parker couldn't be here today, so this is Hans filling in for him.

I know you probably wanted another episode of that one show with a vampire and zombie and a werewolf and a zombie...

But the problem is, well, ah just watch this I guess.

Please subscribe! I fear for Parker's health. If 5 more people don't subscribe soon, I can't let him out of the small room with clothes. If I don't release him soon, he might die of starvation, suffocation, or a mix of both.

Undead Friends Episode 2

Because of popular request (and by "popular," I mean three or four people telling me they "think cartoons are cool, I guess"), I have decided to make another episode of Undead Friends! Be so excited, this episode is kinda good this time! And probably MORE THAN 30 SECONDS LONGER!!!



I was turning the "dot dot dot..." and the end into some exclamation points...just if you were wondering.

So here's the deal, since I posted a few days early since I'm doing a PTRE show this weekend, and because I produce such a great cartoon to an audience that doesn't pay me, I've decided that if you want to find out what happens to Mummy, I need 10 MORE SUBSCRIPTIONS TO MY YOUTUBE CHANNEL BY NEXT WEEK!

Hahahahahahahaha, evil laugh and stuff. That's right, I'm pulling that same stunt I did with the head shaving post that I posted not to long ago. But this time I know FOR SURE that you want to see another episode.

So next time you're with your friends showing each other awesome youtube videos, remember to chime in and say, "dude, have you ever watched Undead Friends?!?! it's pretty cool, man." And they'll be all like, "ok, we'll watch that (and subscribe) as soon as we're done watching nyan cat." And then you'll be like, "nooooooo! watch it now!!!!!!!!!"

Seriously guys, the pilot episode of UF only has 41 views, and I'm pretty sure half of those alone are just me watching it over and over laughing at my own jokes. Pretty lame, right?

Undead Friends

I was gonna make a different video to try to advertise for more subscriptions, but I guess I'll do that in a week or two.

Anywayzzzz, me and a buddy had an idea back in the day for a tv cartoon show. I thought I'd share a storyboard with you.

I also realize that people are naturally drawn to stories, and not random poop, which is basically what I've been making mostly. So if you wanna see another episode (or possibly a whole season) of Undead Friends, just say so.

Lets just pretend that after the end it said "on the next episode of Undead Friends, Mummy gets kidnapped by someone claiming he "belongs in a museum." Nobody cares until they realize he's the only one who knows the combination to the safe with his gold they use to pay the rent for the house they already own!"

Shaved

So, I got 10 subscriptions since last Saturday, so if you've read the previous post, you know what that means!

If that video is too long for your attention span, here's the 5 second version

Some of you may want to shield your eyes.

So keep up the subscriptions! It makes me feel special.

Salmon Jazz

Sorry it's been more than a week. I usually stay on top of things. But don't worry, your patience will be rewarded...

And now

Yet another commission to write a rap for a family member...or two.

This one goes out to My sistah-in-law and that guy she's married to who is my brutha.

So about that last part about me shaving my head. My sister stopped filming (on purpose) before I could talk about NEXT WEEK'S VIDEO!!! It may or may not involve me shaving my head. However, my family strongly discourages it, even though I'm an adult now and I can decide what that means. So I decided to take their advice and not go through with it...

BUT, I've been speaking with Hans, and I think he's willing to give it a shot. But UNDER ONE CONDITION: He will only do it if 10 people (or more) subscribe to my Youtube channel pkplaceDOTblogspot. <--click that, yo!

Did you hear that? Let me try to make this more clear:

IF TEN OR MORE PEOPLE SUBSCRIBE TO MY YOUTUBE CHANNEL BY NEXT WEEK, HANS WILL SHAVE HIS HEAD IN NEXT WEEK'S VIDEO!!!

So stop hiding me under a bushel basket and go tell your friends about this! I'm sure they're really board and have nothing to do but catch up on all of my posts.