if i were these animals...

cat: I would jump from roof to roof and if i miss i wouldn't have to worry because i'd always land on my feet. dog: i would hide behind a trash can or bush and wait for some people to walk down the street, then bark and scare the crap out of them, then run away. deer: while i'm in the woods and someone is trying to hunt me down, i sneak behind him, tackle him, and run away. dragonfly: speed as fast as i can and fly around people through the legs, over the head, and under the arms. hummingbird: fly into someones window just to confuse them. penguin: fish eating contests and ice sliding races. elephant: fill my trunk with water and spray people on a safari. fish: slowly take the bait off the hook and put some seaweed where the bait was for false hope. that'll teach him to mess with me! monkey: coconut wars!!! beaver: build a dam in front of a man made dam so it completely stops the water. horse: jump over a fence and save someone's life somehow. mouse: build tunnels that lead into various people's food storage. spider: make a web all around the doorway so when someone walks through it they completely go crazy. ...thats all i have...