How does this blog device work, again?

Hello. Parker couldn't be here today, so this is Hans filling in for him.

I know you probably wanted another episode of that one show with a vampire and zombie and a werewolf and a zombie...

But the problem is, well, ah just watch this I guess.

Please subscribe! I fear for Parker's health. If 5 more people don't subscribe soon, I can't let him out of the small room with clothes. If I don't release him soon, he might die of starvation, suffocation, or a mix of both.