I'm not slacking off

But maybe I am. This is comic from xkcd. If I had some fancy program like photoshop, I would replace the word "PROGRAMMER" to "FILM EDITOR" and change "CODE'S COMPILING" to "FILM'S RENDERING."Flip Video footage + Final Cut Pro = RIDICULOUSLY LONG TO RENDER!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry I just had to vent. Waiting for film to render makes me feel really unproductive.

My Evil Genius Plan

We all have our dreams of what we would do if we were bad people taking over the world. And if not all of us...whatever, who cares.
First off, I would enhance these so called "global warmings" by tearing a hole in the ozone, melting Antarctica down to a desert state, claiming that territory, making a large beach gettaway. I will train the penguins to be waiters so I don't have to pay them for working because they're not human. Yes, I know it's a stretch, but I've had this idea for a while.
I came up with this idea recently, plus it's more realistic. I want to make a company that manufactures and sells crutches and wheelchairs. Then buy out all the other ones, forming a monopoly on all companies that make and distribute wheelchairs and crutches. Then, I will assemble a team of amateur mercenaries to go around the world breaking people's legs. Even if the government found out about it, they wouldn't be able to catch me, because their legs would be broken.

Breakfast in the Morning

And by morning I mean 12am. Pancakes. No school, why not? End of story. There isn't much to say about it.

Also, this is awesome. Chances are you were involved with at least one of the 23,000,000 views, but it's worth watching again.

BST Anthrax Kill-of-the-Week

Though I have been told it is the most epic of all. To quote HD "more epic than the Bourne Trilogy." I was flattered.

(Here is a reference if you don't know what BST is)
(Also, this is what I mean by anthrax)

So HD is sitting in some kinda history class with MC sitting close. A student walks in with a Little Caesars Pizza in her hand, and delivers it to HD. Everyone is staring. HD thinks "what the heck? why am I getting a pizza? who sent this to me?" He opens the lid of the box to find a pile of snow (aka anthrax) with a note that reads: "You thought this was a pizza, didn't you?" MC is impressed.

This is probably the best anthrax assassination I have ever pulled off. All I had to do was go to the main office and ask them to deliver a pizza to a student. It was awesome.

Vaudeville

Happys News Years. Mys resolutions iss tos pluralizes everythings.

Just kidding. Dang, that was annoying wasn't it? Shoot, I'm sorry.

Anydangway, why does nobody do this anymore? That stuff is awesome.