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So, this week, since you guys aren't DOING YOUR JOB!!!, I put matters into my own hands. Don't worry, there IS a new episode of UF this week, but what I've done is I did one of them awesome CROSS PROMOTIONS!!! What's that you say? Don't like cross promotions? Don't like caps lock? TOO BAD!!! Team Fortress 2 does it all the time.

So, my friend does this pretty cool webcomic with 6 other comic writers. It's on sbboard.com. Click the TV icon at the top of the screen, that's the one he writes. The whole cross promotion thing is that UF featured characters from his comic on sbboard this week, and vice versa. And VICE VERSA I SAID!!! So tomorrow he's gonna post the same story that happened in UF#9 in comic form, only it's gonna show the story on HIS characters' side! I'M JUST AS EXCITED AS YOU ARE!!!

Oh yeah, almost forgot. I'm sorry that this Thanksgiving you'll have something that you won't be grateful for. Next week I will be out of town, and I probably won't be able to post anything new. *sad face.*

But that's ok! That just gives you more time to show your all your buddies how to subscribe to my channel after checking out UF and sbboard, right?! heh heh...*pathetic laugh.* Seriously though, don't let me down.

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Happy November 11th 2011!!! AND IT'S FRIDAY!!!

A gentleman from the dorm provided me with some paper, which was nice of him. He's featured as the sponsor and "musician" of this next episode of UF.

Also, it was one of my friend's "funeral" the other day. Turns out he wasn't really dead, it was all a hoax. But hopefully you'll enjoy this part of the service.

Have a great 111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

UF#7 / Deep but not Profound

Sorry, I usually don't post things on Sunday, but seeing as I have a bunch of daylight savings hours I've saved over the years, I figure I'll just use those to go back in time so I can post this on Friday or Saturday. That sentence was long, if you didn't notice there, this one's a haiku.

So this week I didn't get any subscribers to my channel OR paper in the mail. However, this weekend was really awesome and I'm in a good mood. Since this post is so late this week, here's a new episode of UF, and a 20 minute video of what we do on Sunday.

I don't expect you to watch all of this...well, actually I do. You have the responsibility to learn all information in this video.

Yeah this is what we do on Sundays. Actually this is the first time we've played "Deep but not Profound," but you know what I mean, we're just chillin' out, as they say.

Happy Halloween!!!

And what's a Halloween without a special episode of...

UNDEAD FRIENDS!

Yeah, sorry it's shorter than usual this time. I'm kinda running out of paper. If you want to mail me some notebooks that would be awesome. If you did that, I will put you in an episode or something nice like that. Here is my mailbox address:

Parker Kelly

P.O. Box 2315

Ephraim, UT 84627

You better not mail me some stupid poop, ya hear?

Also, while you're in the scary Halloween O Lantern mood, here's another video made by some dorm buddies of mine. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did, which was very much indeed.

UF#5

It's the Undead Friends FIVE-IVERSERY!!! (I don't know what that means) First ever 5 minute episode! Everyone gimme a nickel! It also references a big fan of this show, who I also know in real life, who is also Asian. She has a blog about it, or something. It's pretty cool I guess.

Sorry if that was too loud.

UF#4 / Jimmy Fallon?!?!

Sorry I'm late. This weekend has been busy I guess...or lazy? I dunno. Anyway, if you stayed up all night refreshing this page to see if there was a new episode of Undead Friends, hey, more power to ya! But I'm probably not that famous...yet.

Also, I'm not sure if you've watched Jimmy Fallon recently, but he has this new game show thing called Ready, Set, Flow. Basically, it's a freestyle rap contest. As many of you may know, freestyle rapping is one of of my 347 hobbies (definitely in the top ten). So I made this audition video for Jimmy himself to see if I can get on his game show thing.

The problem is I don't know Jimmy, so if any of you know him, please send this to him. Thanks.

UF episode 3

Good news everyone. Hans free'd me, and since you good little kittens humored me with some more subscribers, I made another episode of Undead Friends! Whoopee!

And because you waited TWO WHOLE WEEKS for this new episode, I made it longer than THE LAST TWO EPISODES COMBINED!!!! That's a good thing right? You like this show enough to watch all four minutes and thirty seconds, right? It's practically like 2 episodes in one right? You like it when I say right, right?

So if you couldn't hear what my room mate, Stephen, was saying the second time I told him to keep drumming. He was just getting bored and said he was running out of ideas for drumming stuff or something.

So in the meantime, if you want me to be rich, but don't want to give me money, there is a fairly simple solution: Subscribe, and convince your friends, and threaten your enemies to subscribe. 44 subscribers so far, which is cool I guess, but I have more fb friends than that. I'm not saying that I want all my fb friends to subscribe, I just want all YOUR fb friends to subscribe! And most of the time I have less views than fb friends. Oh will you listen to me complain? I feel like a slimy used car salesman.