Monday, November 29, 2010

Things you should never say

"I think you owe Hitler an apology"

Dang it. That's all I can come up with right now. I'm pretty sure school destroyed my imagination.

EDIT: I just searched searched the first sentence of this entry in quotes on google. 4 results popped up. This blog was one of them.


Eliza said...

that is kind of weird, bro!

Jeff the screaming chimpanzee said...

Other things you should never say...

In a dog park ... "Sir, you forgot your fake doggy poop".

At a funeral ... "Man, I feel stiff", or "I'm dying to get out of here", or "Is there food after the program?".

At the lake ... "It's my turn to ski, I gotta go bad".