Merry Christmas!

Lolly Pops in Your Brains

Sorry I didn't make a new episode of UF last week. You didn't deserve it. Or maybe you did. I don't remember. Anyways (I know it's "anyway," butt I don't care. I'll spell how I want, thankyouverymutch), here's the new episode.



And if you loved the song, or couldn't hear it, here's the full video to that.



If you wanna autotune this and make me famous, I'm totally cool with that.

Sorry

Believe me. I was gonna make a new UF episode this week, but I'm tired. I know you all hate me now, especially since last week was a cliffhanger. But I'll make it up to you, probably. But I also want you to make it up to me. You see, I only have 48 subscribers to Youtube. I think that's disappointing to everyone.

Think about it while you enjoy this:

I'M BACK, LET'S PARTY!!!

ok, ok, chill.

As you might have figure out, my friend from sbboard didn't make that comic he promised he was gonna make because it's "too long" or he's "kinda lazy" or "doesn't have arms right now." But he will probably get around to it and I'll let y'all know when he does. Anywayzzz, here's a reference to last weeks episode. It's not the same story from UF, but it has the same delivery team characters. It's pretty funny.

http://sbboard.com/2011/02/fedup-1-1/

Yeah that's right, I didn't hyperlink it, I just gave you the link strait up. Take THAT society!

I was gone so I couldn't post last week, and I know most of you are DYING to see the TENTH EPISODE OF UNDEAD FRIENDS!!!

(*cue firework sounds*)

I wanted to make this one awesome, and I was afraid it would be too long, so I cut it in half to make it a cliffhanger so it would be just the right length. You won't mind, because this is a pretty awesome episode, and next week is gonna be just as awesome, provided you get me 1,000 subscribers by next Saturday.

So, without further adizzle, the rest of your life:

[you probably already figured this out, but if you play this episode backwards, you can distinctly hear an old man saying "pizza rolls"]

sbboard

So, this week, since you guys aren't DOING YOUR JOB!!!, I put matters into my own hands. Don't worry, there IS a new episode of UF this week, but what I've done is I did one of them awesome CROSS PROMOTIONS!!! What's that you say? Don't like cross promotions? Don't like caps lock? TOO BAD!!! Team Fortress 2 does it all the time.

So, my friend does this pretty cool webcomic with 6 other comic writers. It's on sbboard.com. Click the TV icon at the top of the screen, that's the one he writes. The whole cross promotion thing is that UF featured characters from his comic on sbboard this week, and vice versa. And VICE VERSA I SAID!!! So tomorrow he's gonna post the same story that happened in UF#9 in comic form, only it's gonna show the story on HIS characters' side! I'M JUST AS EXCITED AS YOU ARE!!!

Oh yeah, almost forgot. I'm sorry that this Thanksgiving you'll have something that you won't be grateful for. Next week I will be out of town, and I probably won't be able to post anything new. *sad face.*

But that's ok! That just gives you more time to show your all your buddies how to subscribe to my channel after checking out UF and sbboard, right?! heh heh...*pathetic laugh.* Seriously though, don't let me down.

11-11-11-11-11-11-11-11-11-11

Happy November 11th 2011!!! AND IT'S FRIDAY!!!

A gentleman from the dorm provided me with some paper, which was nice of him. He's featured as the sponsor and "musician" of this next episode of UF.

Also, it was one of my friend's "funeral" the other day. Turns out he wasn't really dead, it was all a hoax. But hopefully you'll enjoy this part of the service.

Have a great 111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

UF#7 / Deep but not Profound

Sorry, I usually don't post things on Sunday, but seeing as I have a bunch of daylight savings hours I've saved over the years, I figure I'll just use those to go back in time so I can post this on Friday or Saturday. That sentence was long, if you didn't notice there, this one's a haiku.

So this week I didn't get any subscribers to my channel OR paper in the mail. However, this weekend was really awesome and I'm in a good mood. Since this post is so late this week, here's a new episode of UF, and a 20 minute video of what we do on Sunday.

I don't expect you to watch all of this...well, actually I do. You have the responsibility to learn all information in this video.

Yeah this is what we do on Sundays. Actually this is the first time we've played "Deep but not Profound," but you know what I mean, we're just chillin' out, as they say.

Happy Halloween!!!

And what's a Halloween without a special episode of...

UNDEAD FRIENDS!

Yeah, sorry it's shorter than usual this time. I'm kinda running out of paper. If you want to mail me some notebooks that would be awesome. If you did that, I will put you in an episode or something nice like that. Here is my mailbox address:

Parker Kelly

P.O. Box 2315

Ephraim, UT 84627

You better not mail me some stupid poop, ya hear?

Also, while you're in the scary Halloween O Lantern mood, here's another video made by some dorm buddies of mine. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did, which was very much indeed.

UF#5

It's the Undead Friends FIVE-IVERSERY!!! (I don't know what that means) First ever 5 minute episode! Everyone gimme a nickel! It also references a big fan of this show, who I also know in real life, who is also Asian. She has a blog about it, or something. It's pretty cool I guess.

Sorry if that was too loud.

UF#4 / Jimmy Fallon?!?!

Sorry I'm late. This weekend has been busy I guess...or lazy? I dunno. Anyway, if you stayed up all night refreshing this page to see if there was a new episode of Undead Friends, hey, more power to ya! But I'm probably not that famous...yet.

Also, I'm not sure if you've watched Jimmy Fallon recently, but he has this new game show thing called Ready, Set, Flow. Basically, it's a freestyle rap contest. As many of you may know, freestyle rapping is one of of my 347 hobbies (definitely in the top ten). So I made this audition video for Jimmy himself to see if I can get on his game show thing.

The problem is I don't know Jimmy, so if any of you know him, please send this to him. Thanks.

UF episode 3

Good news everyone. Hans free'd me, and since you good little kittens humored me with some more subscribers, I made another episode of Undead Friends! Whoopee!

And because you waited TWO WHOLE WEEKS for this new episode, I made it longer than THE LAST TWO EPISODES COMBINED!!!! That's a good thing right? You like this show enough to watch all four minutes and thirty seconds, right? It's practically like 2 episodes in one right? You like it when I say right, right?

So if you couldn't hear what my room mate, Stephen, was saying the second time I told him to keep drumming. He was just getting bored and said he was running out of ideas for drumming stuff or something.

So in the meantime, if you want me to be rich, but don't want to give me money, there is a fairly simple solution: Subscribe, and convince your friends, and threaten your enemies to subscribe. 44 subscribers so far, which is cool I guess, but I have more fb friends than that. I'm not saying that I want all my fb friends to subscribe, I just want all YOUR fb friends to subscribe! And most of the time I have less views than fb friends. Oh will you listen to me complain? I feel like a slimy used car salesman.

How does this blog device work, again?

Hello. Parker couldn't be here today, so this is Hans filling in for him.

I know you probably wanted another episode of that one show with a vampire and zombie and a werewolf and a zombie...

But the problem is, well, ah just watch this I guess.

Please subscribe! I fear for Parker's health. If 5 more people don't subscribe soon, I can't let him out of the small room with clothes. If I don't release him soon, he might die of starvation, suffocation, or a mix of both.

Undead Friends Episode 2

Because of popular request (and by "popular," I mean three or four people telling me they "think cartoons are cool, I guess"), I have decided to make another episode of Undead Friends! Be so excited, this episode is kinda good this time! And probably MORE THAN 30 SECONDS LONGER!!!



I was turning the "dot dot dot..." and the end into some exclamation points...just if you were wondering.

So here's the deal, since I posted a few days early since I'm doing a PTRE show this weekend, and because I produce such a great cartoon to an audience that doesn't pay me, I've decided that if you want to find out what happens to Mummy, I need 10 MORE SUBSCRIPTIONS TO MY YOUTUBE CHANNEL BY NEXT WEEK!

Hahahahahahahaha, evil laugh and stuff. That's right, I'm pulling that same stunt I did with the head shaving post that I posted not to long ago. But this time I know FOR SURE that you want to see another episode.

So next time you're with your friends showing each other awesome youtube videos, remember to chime in and say, "dude, have you ever watched Undead Friends?!?! it's pretty cool, man." And they'll be all like, "ok, we'll watch that (and subscribe) as soon as we're done watching nyan cat." And then you'll be like, "nooooooo! watch it now!!!!!!!!!"

Seriously guys, the pilot episode of UF only has 41 views, and I'm pretty sure half of those alone are just me watching it over and over laughing at my own jokes. Pretty lame, right?

Undead Friends

I was gonna make a different video to try to advertise for more subscriptions, but I guess I'll do that in a week or two.

Anywayzzzz, me and a buddy had an idea back in the day for a tv cartoon show. I thought I'd share a storyboard with you.

I also realize that people are naturally drawn to stories, and not random poop, which is basically what I've been making mostly. So if you wanna see another episode (or possibly a whole season) of Undead Friends, just say so.

Lets just pretend that after the end it said "on the next episode of Undead Friends, Mummy gets kidnapped by someone claiming he "belongs in a museum." Nobody cares until they realize he's the only one who knows the combination to the safe with his gold they use to pay the rent for the house they already own!"

Shaved

So, I got 10 subscriptions since last Saturday, so if you've read the previous post, you know what that means!

If that video is too long for your attention span, here's the 5 second version

Some of you may want to shield your eyes.

So keep up the subscriptions! It makes me feel special.

Salmon Jazz

Sorry it's been more than a week. I usually stay on top of things. But don't worry, your patience will be rewarded...

And now

Yet another commission to write a rap for a family member...or two.

This one goes out to My sistah-in-law and that guy she's married to who is my brutha.

So about that last part about me shaving my head. My sister stopped filming (on purpose) before I could talk about NEXT WEEK'S VIDEO!!! It may or may not involve me shaving my head. However, my family strongly discourages it, even though I'm an adult now and I can decide what that means. So I decided to take their advice and not go through with it...

BUT, I've been speaking with Hans, and I think he's willing to give it a shot. But UNDER ONE CONDITION: He will only do it if 10 people (or more) subscribe to my Youtube channel pkplaceDOTblogspot. <--click that, yo!

Did you hear that? Let me try to make this more clear:

IF TEN OR MORE PEOPLE SUBSCRIBE TO MY YOUTUBE CHANNEL BY NEXT WEEK, HANS WILL SHAVE HIS HEAD IN NEXT WEEK'S VIDEO!!!

So stop hiding me under a bushel basket and go tell your friends about this! I'm sure they're really board and have nothing to do but catch up on all of my posts.

Girls and Dogs Hunt in Packs

I'm at college now. This is kinda a sneak at my dorm, while Hans answers an important question

People here are cool and stuff.

Next person to ask a question gets a "FREE" exclusive interview with Arthur Miller!!!

Needles!

My brother randomly walked into this one. He pops his face in at the end. I'm not sure if you can hear him laughing and mocking me when a "surprise" occurs. I don't want to spoil it any further. Just watch.

I hope the humor makes up for the poopy lighting.

"*ehem* any quesitons?"

BOO!

I was gonna post yesterday, but my internet was being a poop.

So a friend of mine has this strange dog that basically rubs its body on your neck and face whenever you call it's name and blow air at it. Nobody knows why it does this, but apparently it's been doing it since it was a puppy or something. The process is called "getting Boo'd."

Hans shows the process in these videos:



The rule in this dog's household is if you want to eat food there, you must first be "Boo'd," which is why Hans does it here:



Also, PTRE did a show last week, and this time I made an individual video for each song, so you don't have to search too hard for the one you like. The playlist for it is here.

EDIT: oh yeah, ask Hans a question if you want to...I guess.

Manual Labor

As I have promised (or did I?), here is a "viewer suggestion induced" video. I just couldn't wait to post it!



To tell the truth, whatever name was picked, I would have gone with the Groucho Marx look anyway.

So go ahead, ask another question in the comments!

More Summer Fun!

Sorry it's been more than a week since my last post. Access to a computer/tf2 has been limited.

Ever eaten shaved ice? Tasty, right? Nobody has ever solved the secret...until now:



Also, on top of that, I will do something I have always wanted to do, but never been able to.

I WILL NOW TAKE SUGGESTIONS FOR NEW VIDEOS!!!

WhaaaaaaAAaaAAaat?!?! *record scratch sound* *people gasping*

That's right, the first person who comments on this post gets to ask a question on their choice to one of these people:

Victor
Brutus
Hans
??????
The count with a scar, I can never remember his name.

Yes, it'll be similar to Strong Bad Email, but different.

Cardboard Crusader

Cardboard Crusader is my "gamertag" on Steam. The only game I play is Team Fortress 2, but whatever. (My backpack can be found here if you're interested.)

Anyway, some buddies of mine are doing a medieval battle this weekend, with foam swords and whatnot, so I made this threatening video to put them in their place.

[beats by MF Doom]

Summer Time Fun!

Everyone seems to be talking about the summer and things about it. For example: the weather, how hot it is, the sun shining, playing outside, grass growing, etc.

Just a few minutes ago, I discovered a bothersome controversy relating to this moment in time: Snow Cones, the Ice-Cream Cone's jealous brother. The snow cone calls himself a cone, when, in actuality, is found in cup form 80% of the time.

^^^This is disgraceful^^^

I don't think anyone would be confused if we started calling these "snow cups," because that's what they are. Legally, if someone says they are selling you a snow cone, and hand you a cup, you should get your money back, due to false advertising.

It's not that hard to find actual cones. Stop ripping us off! Or at least be honest and say you are selling "snow cups."

I didn't mean to rage this long to get to the conclusion, but it really is a bothersome issue for me.

Here is a little summertime snack I made today.

a shout-out to JKRgamer for commenting on this video minutes after I posted it. You're the best!

Water Balloon Hunting

So, in Australia, where there are kangaroos, they go hunting for other things. For example, water balloons. There are many species, and some of them migrate to the United States. I even found a couple in my back yard!

The Human Volcano

I'm back from the great land of Germany, but instead of boring you all with hours of footage, I decided to actually entertain you instead. (but don't worry, I'll eventually post all the stuff I filmed while I was there)

The new "Meet the Medic" video has inspired me. Therefore I have conducted an experiment, in the name of science. I hope you will enjoy it.

Here in Germany

June 10, 2011

yesterday was my sister+in+law's birthday (I prefur plus signes over the traditional minus ones)
tomorrow is MY birthday (or as the Germans say: ''Geburtstag'')

I will be 18, which means I will be able to buy as much dry ice and fireworks as I please. WERD.

For a second there when I clicked ''new post,'' it said ''page unavailable'' or something, but then I refreshed it so lucky for you (or not) I'm writing a new blogpost - LIVE FROM MEISSEN!!! or Lommatzsch (I hope that's the right spelling) to be more exact. I thought I was off the hook there, but to no avail.

So Germany is pretty awesome. I got a lot of footage, but I probably won't post hundreds of videos on youtube like what I did for Isreal (let's face it, posting all those were not fun for anybody). I'll probably throw them all in a pile and publish it as one long 2 hour video that 2 or less of you will even bother to watch.

So, those of you who know me may have seen me at the pillow concert doing goofy things. One specifically that many of you have been quothing (and yes, I mean quothing) is the infamous 'I trusted you.'' What bothers me is that about 99% of you have never seen the original. *sound of crowd booing.* Watch that joint, dag nabbit! You'll find that I can't bring the genius of Andy Kaufman to justice.

I'll be back soon, so until next time: Auf Wiedersehen!!!

Farewell (f'realz) PTRE

Spoiler Alert! : This is a really long blog post which requires at least half an hour to fully experience it.

Aight, so as you all know, I'm going start heading over to Germany in about an hour and a half. It's 3:30am and some friends advised me to stay awake all night because it makes it easier to sleep on the plane, thus reducing the effects of jet lag.

So anydangway, PTRE did a gig tonight, (or last night, or whatever) and it was pretty dang dope. I'll be gone for 3 weeks, so instead of watching whatever "glee" episode you planned on watching, check out this video of REAL MUSIC we played at our concert instead:


Most people don't like watching themselves on video or hearing the sound of their own voice after being recorded. I am definitely NOT in that group. At the risk of sounding really narcissistic, I truly enjoy watching myself perform, especially with my buddies.

some funny facts about the show:
near the end of the video, around 21:48 to be exact. See those tambourine guys? If you look close, Jesse, the drummer, gets annoyed with what they're doing, and out of impulse and/or reflex, he throws one of his drumsticks at them so they stop making noise. So he drums with just one stick for a few seconds. Then they throw it back at him, he catches it, and continues drumming normally. I thought it was pretty hilarious and awesome.

Here is the playlist of the songs we did:

Medieval Maximus
Nation Procrastination
Good Riddance to Bad Rubbish
Ukulele Sized Problems
Neville (MC Chris cover)
Awkward Silence (inspired by Guster)
Cats in the Bag
Free Styles: Pokemon, Spongebob

Now that it's no longer a secret...

...I can put post this video on my blog because you've already seen the flash mob, but I made this a while ago.

Also, I'm going to Germany for the next 3 weeks, so I may or may not post during that time. If I do post anything, it might be in a different language. Peace, peoples!

-pk

Senioritis

It's that time of year, and I've decided to do more research of this disease because of it's unique symptoms in different people.



Props to my sister Babs for the voice-over.

For 'Liza

A while back, my sister commissioned me to write a rap in her behalf. Here's what I came up with.



I love you Liza!

Stove in a Can

I was watching the last paintball episode of Community the other day, and I saw this pretty cool commercial.



I think it looks pretty cool. I researched it and found out you can buy them online.

Battle of the Bands: Muse

So we did this gig at Muse Music, Provo...and won that round! we play again on Saturday. Here is some footage from the show.

cover of MC Chris' "Neville"

Prime Time Real Estate for life!

Lava Lamp Tutorial

I researched and figured out all the science mumbo-jumbo for making a lava lamp. I hope you find this informative.

Butterfly Knife Tricks

At first you may think this scary, dangerous, and/or weird. I know my mom was nervous when I first started playing around with one. But to me, it is a purely non-violent activity, just like a yo-yo, but more fun. You can look up more info on the wikipedia article for butterfly knives.

Israel Update / Happy Easter!

I decided to post ALL of the Israel clips on youtube. They can be found in this playlist which I have created with by bare hands. It's about an hour altogether. #44 is a good one to watch today.


Happy Easter!!!

Parking Lot Justice / Trolling

When someone purposefully annoys and/or messes with someone in a multiplayer video-game it's called "griefing." A person who does similar actions on the internet (i.e. forums, blogs, Facebook, etc.) is referred to as a "troll." And yes, there are ways to do this in real life as well.



Here is an example of successful internet "trolling":

Troll: Justin Bieber is evil!
Girl: No he's not! Shut up! I hate you!

The troll has received the usual, angry response. This is called "feeding the troll," because they expect these types of negative feedback, and thrive on them.

Here is an example on unsuccessful "trolling":

Troll: Bieber is not talented!
Girl: I know what your doing. Stop trolling. Get a life.

Notice that the target has addressed the attempt of the troll, thus negating the effect, and "starving" the troll.

However, this is a simpler form of trolling. It is more common that a troll has more than one target. In fact, it is very frequent that trolls find a large community to irritate. When one recognizes what is happening, they say "Please don't feed the troll." And this seems to solve the problem, though there are some cases where people are so angry, they disregard such sound advice.

The reason I am talking about trolling is because it is, more or less, a metaphorical explanation of what happened in the video above.

Henry and Michael are the trolls. McKann and Ms. Henry are the targets. The rest are spectators. McKann, a very experienced high school student, recognized what was happening, saying, "I'm not falling for you're dumb jokes," the internet equivalent of "don't feed the troll." Ms. Henry, on the other hand, seemed to aim a more harsh and negative reply of "you can leave", which is what Henry and Michael wanted. After their contribution, they left the room, as it were, with their stomach satisfied.

Science

Spring Break is over, which is sad, so to cheer you up, I thought this laboratory testing footage would make you laugh.

FREE CORN!!!

I have solved a problem many of us face. When we see something cheesy (like any mainstream music video) or corny (like any 80's music video) we have a way of showing our disapproval through a satirical and somewhat random video I have created with my bare hands.



You're welcome.

Israel: TOMBS!!!

top 2 are short, the bottom one is longer.

Israel: "Walls" 10, 11, and 12

There are many walls in the Old City of Jerusalem.

Some are not as popular as others.

But this one is the most famous.

This wall has an interesting history.

Israel 7,8,+9

That's right, you get THREE vids this time!



When any video of any cat gets uploaded to youtube, there is a 9% chance it will go viral. That's 793% more than most videos! Thanks lolcats. You broke the internets.



We had this food everyday. It was so dang good. I miss it.



This is some back alley footage of one of the cleaner, less crowded parts of the Old City of Jerusalem.

LOTR + Fresh Prince of Bel-Air = YES!

Watch this



while listening to this



that is all.

I 5 + 6

What me and Thomas were talking about in this video is William's rock climbings skills and if he'd be able to climb the stone wall.


This is the outside area, it was like a castle. It felt like a mix between medieval times and starwars.



Awesome soldiers is awesome.

Embedding Magic! : Israel 4

Believe it or not, I knew this was possible, I just didn't know how to do it. Turns out it is really easy.

This is the place we stayed at for most of the time. It was pretty dope.

ISRAEL: it's about time

Some of you may or may not know that I had the pleasure of going to Israel last summer of 2010. It was fly. I got about an hour's worth of footage on my trusty ol' flip video camera 3000x HD super dooper .bla blah blah..... anydangway, I decided to share it with YOU! not all at once of course(cause nobody would watch it all straight and/or I don't wanna share all at once), but over time, and whatever. I'll probably share a clip or two a week or something. Without further atchoo:

We flew to New York, and from there we waited, and went outside.

Stay tuned for the next installment of! : THE ISRAEL TRIP OF THE CENtruh... whatever...I'm gonna stop trying.

Toothpaste Bubble

During my before bedtime routine, after I take my bath, I brush my teeth. Pretty simple, right? But once in a while, a bubble forms when I spit. I can't say what magical science causes this, but one night I decided to record it. I hope you're not too grossed out.

New Videos!

I put some more vids on my youtube channel pkplaceDOTblogspot. cool channel name right? Anyway:

5 second comedy no seriously, it is 5 seconds! but is it a comedy? that's for YOU, THE VIEWER to decide!

5 worst ways to wake up in German if you don't speak German, it's still funny.

what's with this number 5? I don't know.

I'm not slacking off

But maybe I am. This is comic from xkcd. If I had some fancy program like photoshop, I would replace the word "PROGRAMMER" to "FILM EDITOR" and change "CODE'S COMPILING" to "FILM'S RENDERING."Flip Video footage + Final Cut Pro = RIDICULOUSLY LONG TO RENDER!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry I just had to vent. Waiting for film to render makes me feel really unproductive.

My Evil Genius Plan

We all have our dreams of what we would do if we were bad people taking over the world. And if not all of us...whatever, who cares.
First off, I would enhance these so called "global warmings" by tearing a hole in the ozone, melting Antarctica down to a desert state, claiming that territory, making a large beach gettaway. I will train the penguins to be waiters so I don't have to pay them for working because they're not human. Yes, I know it's a stretch, but I've had this idea for a while.
I came up with this idea recently, plus it's more realistic. I want to make a company that manufactures and sells crutches and wheelchairs. Then buy out all the other ones, forming a monopoly on all companies that make and distribute wheelchairs and crutches. Then, I will assemble a team of amateur mercenaries to go around the world breaking people's legs. Even if the government found out about it, they wouldn't be able to catch me, because their legs would be broken.

Breakfast in the Morning

And by morning I mean 12am. Pancakes. No school, why not? End of story. There isn't much to say about it.

Also, this is awesome. Chances are you were involved with at least one of the 23,000,000 views, but it's worth watching again.

BST Anthrax Kill-of-the-Week

Though I have been told it is the most epic of all. To quote HD "more epic than the Bourne Trilogy." I was flattered.

(Here is a reference if you don't know what BST is)
(Also, this is what I mean by anthrax)

So HD is sitting in some kinda history class with MC sitting close. A student walks in with a Little Caesars Pizza in her hand, and delivers it to HD. Everyone is staring. HD thinks "what the heck? why am I getting a pizza? who sent this to me?" He opens the lid of the box to find a pile of snow (aka anthrax) with a note that reads: "You thought this was a pizza, didn't you?" MC is impressed.

This is probably the best anthrax assassination I have ever pulled off. All I had to do was go to the main office and ask them to deliver a pizza to a student. It was awesome.

Vaudeville

Happys News Years. Mys resolutions iss tos pluralizes everythings.

Just kidding. Dang, that was annoying wasn't it? Shoot, I'm sorry.

Anydangway, why does nobody do this anymore? That stuff is awesome.